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No food. No bullshit.

Band of Knowbodys

We’re all just a bunch of knoWbodys

BAND of KNOWBODYS

If this looks like shit, there’s a GOOD reason for that.

WE ARE UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Become a KnoWbody, like US!

Just saY WHAt’s on ur MIND

Band of KnoWbodys is coming soon.
This is our shitty website that needs improvement, but don’t worry this is not the work of AI.

Good Vibes
this is a stolen photo from a shitty template

This is about as hand crafted as a hand-job

Bg Image Cake And Coffee
Cozy Place
This is NOT New York City

The rats are all waiting in the corners, hidden from all the minimum wage workers.

Relax Atmosphere
It is too fucking cold to RELAX, asshole!
No Menu

Eat. Shit. Sit. Eat. Gain Weight. It’s OK.

There’s nothing miserable by not being able to tie your shoes. Side mirrors are overrated.

Lemon and Garlic Green Beans make you shit well
Lemon / Garlic / Beans
15.00
Bacon-wrapped Shrimp with Garlic
Bacon / Shrimp / Garlic
21.50
LAMB-BEEF KOFKA Skewers grilled in the sewers
Lamb / Wine / Butter
18.50
Imported Oysters Grill (cause local is not good enough)
Oysters / Veggie / Ginger
20.00
Lemon and Garlic Green Beans
Lemon / Garlic / Beans
15.00
Bacon-wrapped Shrimp with Garlic is for white trash
Bacon / Shrimp / Garlic
21.50
LAMB-BEEF KOFKA SKEWERS WITH TZATZIKI costs too damn much
Lamb / Wine / Butter/ Cardiologist Appointment
18.50
Imported Oysters get You Hard (myth)
Oysters / Veggie / Ginger
20.00
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Homemade

I am a DJ. I spin on plates

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Fine Dining Food
Having Lunch Together
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People Having Lunch
Sort Of Food On The Table
Chef Standing In Restaurant Kitchen

Meet The Team Of NYUS

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Chef 1
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Testimonials

What They Say

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Emma Odinson
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I have been working with these guys since years now! With lots of hard work and timely communication they made sure they delivered the best to me. Highly recommended!
DIAN ANNAKIN
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I have been working with these guys since years now! With lots of hard work and timely communication they made sure they delivered the best to me. Highly recommended!
KYLE SMITH

Reservation

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Telephone Reservations

12 34 56 7890

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